Clearly Barbie and Ken were meant to be! Thanks @buzzfeed! #BK4Ever!
I’m from San Antonio bitch! I’ll make you a father! — This gem was courtesy of Marissa!
“Twist and pull. It’s like BopIt!” -Jason (at Spritzenhaus)
Thousands of people and #TheYeahYeahYeahs! #goodtimes #googamooga #festivals (at Great GoogaMooga)
#Breakfast on my day off! I have no intentions of going anywhere today. #clearly
6. In relationships.
One day, you will experience the agony and the ecstasy of meeting the Hot Dude of Your Dreams who is only so happy to talk to you for a deceptively long amount of time, look meaningfully into your eyes, and connect with you on some spiritual astral plane tantric sex level, only to casually slip into the conversation something about their beloved girlfriend as though it wasn’t the verbal equivalent of shooting you with a sawed-off shotgun at point-blank range and then urinating on your steaming corpse. And that will be the worst day of your incurably thirsty life. —
From The 6 Best Place To Meet Hot Guys by Chelsea Fagan
on Thought Catalog
What came first—the music or the misery? Did I listen to music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to music? — Rob Gordon, High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
I just unlocked the I Spy Funny Coming Soon sticker on GetGlue
Get ready. The first-ever YouTube Comedy Week kicks off on 5/19. Don’t forget to tune in to the The Big Live Comedy Show which will stream live on YouTube at 6PM PT/9PM ET at YouTube.com/ComedyWeek. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at YouTube.
I’m watching Easy A
Easy A on GetGlue.com
Felling a little #homesick on #MothersDay…nothing that some #RickTrevino can’t fix! #texas
The Plot for 'Smash’s ‘Hit List’ Musical Revealed, May Be Performed | Vulture -
The plot was never fully explained on the show, but showrunner Josh Safran shares it here.
Click through for the full synopsis, and this piece of info:
“We all talk about doing a Hit List concert at Joe’s Pub, which everyone wants to do … and if I did, I would use some of the songs we never used,” says Safran. “Hopefully, Hit List will live on.”
I would go to that.
We also have plenty of memes built around silly white people. We have Kai, Corey, Kristen Bell crying about sloths, and Jennifer Lawrence’s universally adored red carpet gaffes, which we desperately hope are genuine and not the result of calculated media training that has begun to recognize the generational yearn for authenticity among our celebs. We love Honey Boo Boo because she says the darnedest things—not because she’s poor, or because she has an underdeveloped intellect, but because she operates outside the stifling self-censorship that afflicts most media-addled humans. She’s not trying to perform; she’s simply in possession of an enviable and infectious comfort in her own skin. — “Finding humor in Charles Ramsey doesn’t make you a racist” by Cole Stryker (via stryker)
We just twirl and dance! — My Marilyn…I heart her!
Because sometimes that’s the way it is! Thought you’d like this one @DavidLedet #friendship