A Fortunate Accident

“Brooklyn, Brooklyn take me in…” #music...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:33:45 -0400

“Brooklyn, Brooklyn take me in…” #music #theavettbrothers #brooklyn

Clearly Barbie and Ken were meant to be! Thanks @buzzfeed!...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:13:55 -0400

Clearly Barbie and Ken were meant to be! Thanks @buzzfeed! #BK4Ever!

"I’m from San Antonio bitch! I’ll make you a father!"

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:53:05 -0400

“I’m from San Antonio bitch! I’ll make you a father!”

- This gem was courtesy of Marissa!

“Twist and pull. It’s like BopIt!” -Jason (at...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:54:29 -0400

“Twist and pull. It’s like BopIt!” -Jason (at Spritzenhaus)

Thousands of people and #TheYeahYeahYeahs! #goodtimes...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:11:09 -0400

Thousands of people and #TheYeahYeahYeahs! #goodtimes #googamooga #festivals (at Great GoogaMooga)

#Breakfast on my day off! I have no intentions of going anywhere...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:06:20 -0400

#Breakfast on my day off! I have no intentions of going anywhere today. #clearly

"6. In relationships. One day, you will experience the agony and the ecstasy of meeting the Hot Dude..."

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:54:00 -0400

“

6. In relationships.

One day, you will experience the agony and the ecstasy of meeting the Hot Dude of Your Dreams who is only so happy to talk to you for a deceptively long amount of time, look meaningfully into your eyes, and connect with you on some spiritual astral plane tantric sex level, only to casually slip into the conversation something about their beloved girlfriend as though it wasn’t the verbal equivalent of shooting you with a sawed-off shotgun at point-blank range and then urinating on your steaming corpse. And that will be the worst day of your incurably thirsty life.

”

- From The 6 Best Place To Meet Hot Guys by Chelsea Fagan
on Thought Catalog

"What came first—the music or the misery? Did I listen to music because I was miserable? Or was..."

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:49:35 -0400

“What came first—the music or the misery? Did I listen to music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to music?”

- Rob Gordon, High Fidelity by Nick Hornby

I just unlocked the I Spy Funny Coming Soon sticker on...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:46:21 -0400

I just unlocked the I Spy Funny Coming Soon sticker on GetGlue

17325 others have also unlocked the I Spy Funny Coming Soon sticker on GetGlue.com

Get ready. The first-ever YouTube Comedy Week kicks off on 5/19. Don’t forget to tune in to the The Big Live Comedy Show which will stream live on YouTube at 6PM PT/9PM ET at YouTube.com/ComedyWeek. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at YouTube.

I’m watching Easy A “#love” ...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:46:20 -0400

I’m watching Easy A

“#love”

Check-in to Easy A on GetGlue.com

Felling a little #homesick on #MothersDay…nothing that...

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:34:26 -0400

Felling a little #homesick on #MothersDay…nothing that some #RickTrevino can’t fix! #texas

Why is an uptempo Iron & Wine song so awkward?

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:11:21 -0400

The Plot for 'Smash’s ‘Hit List’ Musical Revealed, May Be Performed | Vulture

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:59:56 -0400

The Plot for 'Smash’s ‘Hit List’ Musical Revealed, May Be Performed | Vulture:

popculturebrain:

The plot was never fully explained on the show, but showrunner Josh Safran shares it here.

Click through for the full synopsis, and this piece of info:

“We all talk about doing a Hit List concert at Joe’s Pub, which everyone wants to do … and if I did, I would use some of the songs we never used,” says Safran. “Hopefully, Hit List will live on.”

I would go to that.

"We also have plenty of memes built around silly white people. We have Kai, Corey, Kristen Bell..."

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:30:46 -0400

“We also have plenty of memes built around silly white people. We have Kai, Corey, Kristen Bell crying about sloths, and Jennifer Lawrence’s universally adored red carpet gaffes, which we desperately hope are genuine and not the result of calculated media training that has begun to recognize the generational yearn for authenticity among our celebs. We love Honey Boo Boo because she says the darnedest things—not because she’s poor, or because she has an underdeveloped intellect, but because she operates outside the stifling self-censorship that afflicts most media-addled humans. She’s not trying to perform; she’s simply in possession of an enviable and infectious comfort in her own skin.”

- “Finding humor in Charles Ramsey doesn’t make you a racist” by Cole Stryker (via stryker)

"We just twirl and dance!"

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:51:21 -0400

“We just twirl and dance!”

- My Marilyn…I heart her!

Because sometimes that’s the way it is! Thought...

Wed, 08 May 2013 00:50:58 -0400

Because sometimes that’s the way it is! Thought you’d like this one @DavidLedet #friendship

How I remember what songs I want to download later…...

Tue, 07 May 2013 02:10:47 -0400

How I remember what songs I want to download later… #oldschool #forgetful #dontjudgeme #deathcab

How I remember what songs I want to download later…...

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:28:12 -0400

How I remember what songs I want to download later… #oldschool #forgetful #dontjudgeme #deathcab

Getting a package from my mother @achavarrilla just made my day...

Thu, 02 May 2013 21:46:51 -0400

Getting a package from my mother @achavarrilla just made my day better! #thanksmom

Ready for #StarWarsDay this weekend!! #MayThe4th #nerdalert...

Wed, 01 May 2013 23:22:29 -0400

Ready for #StarWarsDay this weekend!! #MayThe4th #nerdalert #superexcited