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This is Josh…I kind of love him! He is my new BFF!

This is Josh…I kind of love him! He is my new BFF!

forward

I believe in God. I believe that He loves me and protects me and doesn’t present me with anything that I cannot handle. I believe that He will always provide me with what I need. I also believe that He provides us with words to share with others when they are in need.

However, I do not believe that continuing a chain forward or email (or letter for that matter) is going to cause Him to make tomorrow the greatest day of my life if I send it to 15 people in the next 10 minutes. By the same token I also don’t believe that breaking said chain will result in something horrible happening to me or a loved one that is going to make me deeply regret not sending it on. It’s completely ridiculous.

I don’t understand how these things are supposed to work. God doesn’t try to guilt you into believing. He loves you regardless.

classification

I never expect anything extraordinary to happen when I go to bar, but tonight was the exception. Tonight I had the pleasure of meeting Keith and Josh, as well as two other gentlemen who’s names I did not learn. These 4 guys schooled me on their ways of classifying women and I found it rather interesting. So much so that I’ve decided to share it. Below you will find the 6 classes of women.

1. Ages 17 & under: House Cats -These are the minors. Girls who are domesticated for the time being and have everything done for them since they are still children. They are not looked at as a sexual entity. Period.

2. 18-24: Cheetahs -Girls who are fast and keep you on your toes. They’re fun and provide the thrill of the chase.

3. 25-35: Pumas -A little older but still fast and fun.

4. 35-45: Cougars -No explanation necessary.

5. 45-60: Panthers -Slowing down a bit, but still get the job done.

6. 60+: Sabretooths -Extinct. Too old to function.

This was one of the most interesting conversations I’ve had in a long time. I then chose to share with only one of the four gentlemen the female classifications of guys. Or at least it’s the one my friends and I use. That, however, is another list for another day. All in all my evening out was productive. I made a new friend who has asked to see me again. I call that a good night.

b5media:

Here are some subtle ways to let your partner know your irritated with out even speaking.

Favorite part…
For good measure, a Don’t 
While many items on this list are don’ts in good fun, in all  seriousness, do not call one of his family members and bitch to them  about what’s going on. That’s some high school shit, ladies. Class it  up.

b5media:

Here are some subtle ways to let your partner know your irritated with out even speaking.

Favorite part…

For good measure, a Don’t

While many items on this list are don’ts in good fun, in all seriousness, do not call one of his family members and bitch to them about what’s going on. That’s some high school shit, ladies. Class it up.